Today I have the same feeling those commercials give, selling new miracle pills that will cure all my evils; bubbly music plays as the perfect woman with shiny hair and white smiling teeth skips on the beach to beefcake beau for a kiss, then the soothing announcer divulges the side effects which MAY include nausea, fatigue, headache, dizziness, weight gain, sleeplessness, blurred vision, diarrhea, blood clots, seizures, stroke, and even death.

….and I take them anyway.